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Old 11-14-2017, 06:18 PM
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Old 11-16-2017, 07:34 AM
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When the phone rings at 345am and the caller asks... "did I wake you?" ........'nah you moron.... I'm not at all like 95% of the people who sleep at that hour....'
Thank you for the laugh.

I remember I left my phone on (this was a long time ago) and some guy called me if he could come over, it was very early and I told him that most of Ottawa is sleeping and told him to call when the sun is up and awake and smiling. Thankfully, I don't give my SP number out anymore, so my sleep is peaceful and quiet.

I volunteer a lot and I was on security duty and a lady read a sign, "no pets allowed on the carpet" she then looks at me says, "oh I can't go on the carpet." I had no time to process anything she said until she moved away and then yelled, "wait! I am not a pet! I can go on the carpet!" She walked by with this huge smile on her face.

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Love it when someone calls me at home, on my landline and then asks "Are you home?"....
In their defense, it's not unusual for landlines and mobile phones to be linked under a same number or via call transfert. I see it as very valid question.

In term of dumb questions, "are you clean?" is definitely one. No matter if you ask a woman you met in a bar/online or hire an SP, the question is pretty pointless and only serve as a way to deflect responsibility if you contract an infection. Even if she shows a note from a doctor, it doesn't show everything and shouldn't be a green light for unsafe sexual practices.
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Haha funny thread!
" so what happens in the bedroom?" well we take a nap silly!
"Whats a happyending?" It means I wont make you sad!
"Will you have an O?" I cant predict the future and I dont know....will I??
On A Saturday.. " what are you work hours?"
" Monday to Friday"
"So Can I book you today?"
Well today is Saturday dear!

Ohhh man I could keep going! Lol

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