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Old 03-04-2018, 04:47 PM
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I'm not the greatest at telling jokes, but here goes...

A man wins a ticket to a baseball game and once he arrives, he can't believe how great his seat is! Right behind the dugout, perfect view of the game! He's so excited to be there with such a great seat!
He looks beside him and notices an empty seat, and beside that empty seat, an elderly gentleman. The man wonders how such an awesome seat would be empty at a sold out stadium.
He asks the elderly gentleman if someone will be joining him, family or friends? The elderly man replies it was his deceased wife's seat and they had season tickets. The guy asks the elderly man why his children or grandchildren don't join him instead.
The elderly man replies, "because they decided to attend her funeral instead."

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