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Soleil Sublime

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Soleil Sublime last won the day on May 1 2013

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    very pretty buxom blonde

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  1. I've been wondering the same thing. I definitely don't like that Hannibal is now working with other serial killers. That seems too far-fetched already. But could they have casted a better Hannibal Lector than Mads Mikkelson? No way!
  2. The happiest of birthdays to you Meg! Hope it's wonderfully memorable.
  3. Happy Birthday from me too! So glad to hear your day was excellent. :-)
  4. Hope you have yourself a wonderful birthday Lexy!
  5. I've always been a fan of yours and your 500 quality posts!
  6. I second the aforementioned salute to the insightful SNMD for 1000 posts :-)
  7. Whether the A/C is on full blast or not, I don't consider it a job well done, until someone breaks a sweat! ;-)
  8. I hope the Sun is shining on you today where ever you go! Do something wonderful for yourself, you deserve it. Happy Birthday! :-)
  9. And just to be fair, in case you didn't know and so you're not surprised or disappointed, if you happen to be African or East Indian, she will not see you. Best of luck. :-)
  10. Let's hope Canada takes care of their own and sends emergency help, funds and medical care. It may not be a tsunami or tornado, but I sure hope the government sees the crisis and lends the hand here, as it does to so many other nations in crisis. Our poor neighbours! :-(
  11. Treat yourself well today, you deserve it! :-) Happy Birthday!
  12. Much to the chagrin of my family, my sense of humour is almost exclusively of the dirty-minded variety. To me, the funniest things usually involve sex or toilet humour and I love making certain people blush. I have written a plethora of rhymes/poems over the past year, and so far I've only been able to share 2 of them with my family. And even at that, they were still sicked out by this innocent little ditty about constipation that I even waited til after dinner to read! lol THIRSTY BUM? How many of you Have trouble with poo? I mean can't pass it thru When you're long overdue I may have a solution To avoid bowel pollution Please consider this resolution As my only contribution Constipation can be slaughter But if you drink more water Next time you're in the potter You'll be a faster squatter Hydration is the key It isn't just for pee Your ass won't disagree When my words you finally heed Cuz being bunged up sucks When you've got a full dumptruck Of poo you need to pass And it won't go near your ass So believe me cuz I know Bowel movements need to flow And if they refuse to go Force up some water down below... Cuz it's faster than down your throat! See, now that one was really tame. It involved no sex or profanity, but they still disapproved. "Inappropriate for the dinner table Soleil, no more dirty poems please." Sheesh. It sucks when you make a really great dirty joke but your audience is too prudish to appreciate it. I don't care though, I still let 'em rip and make myself laugh. lol
  13. I currently have 2 puppies and have had a menagerie of dogs, cats, birds and fish over the years; but the one who's been with me the longest and has given his Mom the most trouble, is this little bugger. He used to pee in my bed when he was mad at me, but thankfully we've overcome a lot together (2 mattresses later). Pugs hate 2 things more than anything. Getting their teeth brushed and getting their nails cut. When going for a nail trim, you'd think someone was trying to murder him at the vet's, but they're used to it, he's 12! And since he refuses to let me brush his teeth, his breath smells like hot, funky garbage. In any case, some may think his is a face only a mother could love; and it must be, cuz I do!
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