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Are you a fan of the art of masturbation? You love watching others masturbate? You are a man that masturbates? You are a woman that masturbates? Using toys during sex is fun for you? Do you like to masturbate your partner(s) during sex?

 

If you answered "Yes" to any of these question you are welcome to join the new group called "Bators group" simply send a PM or reply to this thread to join.

 

Happy masturbation to all.

Notch Johnson

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Count me in.

 

I am a bator, just like the 99.5% of the population. But it is so much more fun when you share. :-) It's hot to watch and partake with a provider. Bate away all.

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Sign me up! Not a day goes by that I don't masturbate. In my car, at the office, in bed at night - and It's definitely best with an audience or other participants.

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I love to play with myself when I'm with a man. Nothing gets me hotter than having a stiff cock next to me. I love to play with my vibrator while the man is jerking off in front of me. Nothing yummier than mutual masturbation.

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I think about it ...A LOT!

Sometimes a gracious, righteous masturbation it isn't very convenient. For example, when I'm shoveling snow, cooking bacon, talking with the next door neighbour, swimming, taking the dog for a walk. You get the idea. Now, if anyone can tell me how to do any of the above while juggling a chubby, I'm all ears.

 

For now, maybe a few expressions will do:

-- glaze a knuckle

-- pushing the envelope

-- knob polish

-- Charming the one-eyed snake

-- Playing tug-of-war with Cyclops

-- shaking hands with my wife's best friend

-- Choke the chicken

-- Charming the lizard

-- Practice one hand drumming

-- Beat the puke out of a penisaurus

-- Bash the bishop

-- boxing the bald headed champ

-- Tantalizing the turkey

-- Taming the shrew

-- Bopping the baloney

-- Abusing the wicked stick

-- Adjusting the antenna

-- Aiding and abetting a known felon

-- Applying the hand brake

-- Arguing with Henry Longfellow

-- Arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel

-- Badgering the witness

-- Basting the ham

-- Be your own best friend

-- Beat the bishop

-- Beat the bologna

Beat the dummy

Beat the meat

Beat the pud

Beat the stick

Beat up your date

(comment: hmmm, seems to be a lot beating goin on here)

Beef tips stroking off

Bleed the weed

Blow your own horn

Bludgeon the beefsteak

Bop the bonzo

Box the Jesuit

Box with Richard

Brushing up on your typing skills

Buff the banana

Bugger your hand

Building upper-body strength

Burp the baby

Burp the worm

Butter the corn

Calling down for more mayo

Calling in the secret service

Caning the vandal

Caulking the cracks in the bathroom tile

Charm the snake

 

HOLY CRap - it goes on and on! I didn't make this stuff up. I've only got up to "C" in the alphabet. There's actual websites dedicated to this stuff! And that's only for the guys.

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Yeeehaa, let's have a stroke-athon!! When I was a young lad I pulled the pork most every day. In the middle of middle age now, excercising it properly a couple times a week facilitates adequate blood flow.

 

See you later alliBator.

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This is a ridiculous question...anyone who says they don't masturbate is a freaking liar!!! I couldn't sleep very well last night, so I masturbated. Woke up this morning...masturbated. When I get home from work tonight I'll watch some porn and pull on that beast. If I could pull on it all day I would, especially at work...my female co-workers are hot!!! LMFAO

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I do, but it ruins the mood for writing erotica.

 

I get a story idea, I start writing, then I get all randy, I masturbate, and I am unable to finish the story. LOL!

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personally, i think masturbation is disgusting! my hands and cock however, have minds of their own, and the minute i turn my back, my palm takes my shaft in a not so gentle embrace! i guess they must get a kick out of forbidden love, because once they join forces, i have never been able to separate them! thanks to their exploits, i'll probably never get into heaven - and my hairy palms and blindness will make hell that much less fun! oh well, not like i wanted to spend eternity with mormons and born agains anyway ;)

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