Ms.

As some of you may know I am a little down these days not really sure why, but non of the usual things have helped. Things that don't normal bug me are getting to me, I am finding excuses to be pissed off etc... I know totally out of character for your friendly dwarf. (I think I was a little heart broken actually)

Any way I got a mutual introduction the other day to a fellow hobbiest, not another guy as you would imagine and as I am so found of a few bears or lunch with my mates, but a female who hobbies! She is not interested in seeing guys that don't do it for her, so please don't start pm'ing her with demands or requests, just very polite inquires will be looked at.

This incredible lady wanted to take some time to get to know me first so we actually met a few times last fall and I lost contact with her, then low and behold! She is hear on cerb now :) we went to lunch and some great conversation she is so easy to talk to and so much fun to just hang with! She is very classy and dressed very very nicely for the occasion!

Then headed back to the arranged location. We never discussed a fee she did mention at some point that she was very reasonable and it was not about the money, so I simply placed my usual donation on the table and no mention was ever made of it. She had prepared her visit with some great lingerie (snap off g string and soft matching bra happy happy happy) she also brought a bag of tricks with some of my favorite things! (I don't want to ruin the surprise but her toy selection is superb) and we went into a very hot and steamy session, I felt like I had been transported to a champagne room but not with a chair but with a bed, she moved so erotically and held her self over me in anticipation! we both taught each other some new tricks and for a few moments I believed I was the star of my own porno, complete with money shot on her body! and what a body, it is nearly perfect, tight amazing ass and she really knows how to use it! incredible tight tummy prefect perky breasts and one of the tightest pussies I have ever had the pleasure of. Her lips were soft and just the right amount of wet. I can't wait till next week for our next rendezvous!

It takes some persistence to get an appointment and this is not work to her it is just a little fun on the side so don't expect her to jump at any invites but if you are one of the lucky few congratulations to this very exclusive club!

The grand master returns. Welcome back dummpy!

Oooooh, PSE.. Now your making me blush :P

dummpy don't stay down for long! Way to go dummpy, sounds like FUn with a capital F & U,

your pal C K!

Dummpy - way to go bud!

Seriously, have not heard boo from you in a while, and this is exactly where I personally like hearing from you! glad you had a great day! Happy for you, that you you can turn aside all of the BS and carry on as you were once doing- "serious hobbying"! Always enjoyed your input threads/rec's here on CERB! :) We can hear more from ya!

Great news. Cerb's friendly dwarf is back in the saddle again. ^5

I sooooo....want to hit the "report this post" button.....dam you little man....dam you!

the Dumpster has returned!

Glad to hear you've found another good way to cheer yourself up. {;-)

Hello Dumpy:

I must echo my distinguished fellow CERB colleagues and let you know that I'm delighted that this very special lady was able to boost your morale and bring a

smile to your face. I certainly understand your dilema that all of us tend to face

from time to time. It is absolutely wonderful that you have been so fortunate to

find this very talented and unique lady !

Hello Dumpy:

I must echo my distinguished fellow CERB colleagues and let you know that I'm delighted that this very special lady was able to boost your morale and bring a

smile to your face. I certainly understand your dilema that all of us tend to face

from time to time. It is absolutely wonderful that you have been so fortunate to

find this very talented and unique lady !