Monica aka Heidi

What happened to Monica aka Heidi (located in the east end - Blair) ? Is she still around ?

I think she is.

 

I saw her ad recently in the Ottawa Sun. I think it was last week.

You guys seem to know her. How would you review her? Thanks.

She was reviewed last October and before

 

leyley

I would rate her average.

 

Her body is reasonable

 

She is STRAIGHT to it once you're there, she'll chat with you, but that's it - definately not GFE. Also, CBJ, BBBJ, DATY, etc are all extra even though she lists herself as FS.

 

She's a nice person, but I wouldn't go back.

Yeah i would rate her as average too ... even though she's a nice girl and will chat with you and all but it's definitely not FS.

Where do you guys get your meanings from? FS (Full Service) means sex is included... it does not imply anything else!

I think Funguy22 and Abulreesh meant GFE, not FS.

Just letters but a whole world of difference!

ummm well okkay ya thats what i meant lol GFE ... lol. Yo does anyone know where i can get all these abbrrevs half of the time i feel like i'm reading a code on here lol.

You could have tried doing a search for them? Here they are

 

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for:

 

AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.

ABC = american born chinese

ABJ = american born japanese

Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.

AMP = Asian Massage Parlor

analingus = licking anus

Asian = analingus

Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting

ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup

ATF = all time favorite

ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.

attempts = trying to orgasm

Aunt Flo = menstruation, period

B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised

babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian

balloons = breast implants

BB = bareback = without condom

BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio

BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom

BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)

BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth

BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit

BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow

BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial

BBFS = bare back sex

BBW = big beautiful woman

BCD = behind closed doors

BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.

BF = boy friend

BFE = boy friend experience

birdwatching = BBBJTCWS

BLS = ball licking and sucking

Blue Jay = blow job

blue pill = Viagra

BSB = bus stop babe

butter face = everything looks good, but her face

BTW = by the way

cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs

CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom

CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less

CD = cross dresser

CDS = covered doggy style

CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom

CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you

CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club

CIM = cum in mouth

CL = craigslist.org

CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde

CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.

Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you

cover = condom

cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers

cups of coffee = releases = orgasms

DATO = dining at the o = analingus

DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus

DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus

Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA

Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees

donation = payment

Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you

DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)

DDG = drop dead gorgeous

DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue

DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)

DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl

DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth

ECR = el camino real

EOM = end of message. No text in message body.

escort = a temporary companion for hire

facial = cumming on partner's face

FBSM = full body sensual massage

fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice

FIV = finger in vagina

FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.

FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.

FOV = finger outside vagina

French = BJ

French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion

FS = full service = BJ + Sex

Get Brain = blow job

Get Comfortable = get completely naked

GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG

GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor

GND = girl next door

Greek = anal sex, back door

GS = golden shower = urination play

GSM = g-spot massage

happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage

hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty

Hat = condom

HDH = high dollar hottie

HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release

HH = half hour

HM = high mileage

HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven

HWP = height and weight proportionate

hooker = prostitute

IMHO = in my humble opinion

interpreter = condom

Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks

ISO = in search of

kitty = vagina

Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.

LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)

LE = ellie = law enforcement

LK = light kissing, closed mouth

LOS = land of smiles = Thailand

mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor

MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club

MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG

MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck

Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District

Missionary = man on top, girl on back

mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair

MP = massage parlor

MP = multiple pops = multiple releases

MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club

MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases

NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club

non-pro = not a professional provider

NP = no problem

NSA = no strings attached

OWO = oral without condom

OWOTC = oral without condom to completion

papasan = male manager of a massage parlor

party hat = condom

PIV = penis in vagina

PL = Pathetic Loser

PO = phone operator (for making appointments)

PS = private show (Dance)

PSE = Porn Star Experience

PV = private viewing (Dance)

RA = relaxation assistant

raincoat = condom

RB = myredbook.com

rimming = analingus

RMP = Russian Massage Parlor

ROB = Rip Off Bitch

Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away

Reverse massage = you massage her

Roman shower = vomit play

RPG = role playing games

Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck

SC = Strip Club

self-service = you masturbate

SF = San Francisco

shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer

SO = significant other

SOG = shot on goal = one release

SOMF = sat on my face

south of the border = gential region

southern france = BBBJ

SP = Service Provider

SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA

spanish = ATM = ass to mouth

spinner = very petite, thin girl

STD = sexually transmitted disease

stroll = path frequented by street walkers

SW = street walker

TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor

teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth

TG = transgender

TGTBT = too good to be true

Tina = crystal meth

TJ = Tijuana

TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave

TLD = topless lap dance

tossing salad = analingus

Troll = rude and hideous PL

Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum

TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.

TS = transexual

TUMA = tongue up my ass

TV = transvestite

UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ

UTR = under the radar

WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this)

XOXO = Kisses & Hugs

YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.

1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service

411 = seeking information

420 = 4:20 = marijuana

69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time

$ = $100

$$ = $200

$$$ = $300

$$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.

outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room.

two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

Wow thats a long ass list lol ... thnx mod

I am still around!!! Give me a shout anytime ;-)

Where do you guys get your meanings from? FS (Full Service) means sex is included... it does not imply anything else!

 

Thank-you...FINALLY SOMEONE TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT!!!

Right on Monica, you rock !

 

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