LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 awwwww screwed up the poll part nevermind ;) 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warped88 5815 Report post Posted September 22, 2014 Worst. Poll. Ever. :p :p :biggrin: 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted September 22, 2014 I voted! Posted via Mobile Device 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman11 10508 Report post Posted September 22, 2014 This is the only poll I ever won!!! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted September 23, 2014 +1 for more LR polls Posted via Mobile Device 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted September 23, 2014 Ha !!!!!! There is a peanut gallery on this thread ;) Soooooooo the poll would have been.................. "If you were home alone in bed......and in the middle of the night you heard a Fart............. would you ??????? 1) Be Scared 2) Laugh Cheers :boobeyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warped88 5815 Report post Posted September 23, 2014 Well, from my childhood in a bedroom next to parent's bedroom, I would have to add a 3rd option: My dad's response: "Jesus!!!!" LOL 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman11 10508 Report post Posted September 23, 2014 1) Be Scared, somebody could be in the room and stepped on a duck, sorry, too much time on my hands this morning, back to work time...... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piano8950 32577 Report post Posted September 23, 2014 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the poll was rigged. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted September 23, 2014 Well if i was the one that farted i would start with scared till i was sure it was a dry one. Then i would laugh at myself for being so silly. Then if i realized it was not me that farted i would be scared because that means there is one BIG FUCKING mouse or spider that farted. Then i would laugh because a fart thst loud from something thst small would make it fly across the room like a jet. Then i would be scared as i would wonder if it survived the jet travel across the room. Then i would laugh at myself for being so silly and go back to sleep. Only never to wake up because the physco killer in the room killed me because i laughed at his fart! Posted via Mobile Device 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted September 23, 2014 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the poll was rigged. There are two ways I believe I can reply to that !!! NO WAY JOSE !!! NOOOOOOOO WAY OR I plead the 5th !?!? ;) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loneskater 25635 Report post Posted September 23, 2014 My only concern is whether I should block my nose or rush out of the room lol! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest **cely***r***ne Report post Posted September 23, 2014 Just saying.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted September 23, 2014 Just saying.. Hahahahaha !!! K K sexy pants. Now I know what a "Rainbow" actually smells like !! I always thought they were just colorful and prrrrrty and had a pot of gold at the end. Never knew they come out of asses and you could smell them !!! ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted September 23, 2014 Lee cancelled the poll to keep the Poll Dancers to himself! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D***el B***e Report post Posted September 23, 2014 I vote for Option A, it sounds like the most reasonable one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest **cely***r***ne Report post Posted September 23, 2014 New skittles commercial... Smell the rainbow..taste the rainbow..?? ok I'm done. Hahahahaha !!! K K sexy pants. Now I know what a "Rainbow" actually smells like !! I always thought they were just colorful and prrrrrty and had a pot of gold at the end. Never knew they come out of asses and you could smell them !!! ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman11 10508 Report post Posted September 24, 2014 New skittles commercial...Smell the rainbow..taste the rainbow..?? ok I'm done. This thread has now is starting to resemble a scatalogical episode in a Seinfeld nightmare / flash back...... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted September 24, 2014 Seriously Lee, we all love yah but I think you have waaay too much time on your hands. But in answer to your question, unless it was me farting, I'd probably think I was dreaming. Scared no. If it was stinker, probably pissed off, lol. Reminds me of when I was a kid and there were 6 of us sharing one bathroom. Dad did his "business" first thing in the morning. So we had the pleasure of trying to get ready for school with the after-smell. I got really good at holding my nose as a result which has benefitted me as an SP in certain situations. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted September 25, 2014 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted September 25, 2014 Soooooooo the poll would have been.................. "If you were home alone in bed......and in the middle of the night you heard a Fart............. would you ??????? 1) Be Scared 2) Laugh Cheers :boobeyes: 1) and 2) Nervous laughter if I could not detect the source. Must use other senses then hearing. Hello darkness my old friend I've come to fart for you again. Like a scent softly creeping Left an odour while I was sleeping And that smell, like tiny rain drops fell Upon the fart of silence. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
