antlerman 17064 Report post Posted April 11, 2008 A policeman in Ottawa is out for a walk out in the street and sees Cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Officer . I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go up to her room with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt. So I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants. So I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts. So I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy..." and here I am." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
