funny story

Last weekend i was out with my Irish friend David. I'm always on the lookout for a girlfriend for him. While standing outside of the Shoe Shop {a bar} he says to me" there's my perfect girl standing right over there. The one with the big boobs with her shirt tied up." I look and see none other then our Canadian porn star Oshean {pronounced ocean i discovered}...i say, " really i think i know who she is."

 

So while he goes into the bar to get another drink i saunter by her a few times just making sur it's her...then i wisper in her ear "Oshean?" She turns and says "hello" with a big hug and kiss as if we were long lost friends....She's really friendly and nice. David comes out and sees this happening and i know he can't believe his eyes...lol.

 

I introduce them . She invites us to sit with her . We talk and talk like old pals....meanwhile David's eyes are moving from my boobs to her's back and forth...

{we caught him several times, he a big breast fa...lol}...she even flashed him a nipple at one point...haha i though he was going to faint...lol...anyway my phone rings and its the rest of my friends wanted me to come meet them.so we say our goodbyes...David gives her a hug and she and i have a passionate kiss {I'm not bi but she can kiss}..

 

David almost runs from the bar and when i catch him he says" i had to get out of there it was too much" lol

 

So while we proceed down the street i tell him about her speciality....{David is pretty innocent when it comes to such things} he stops dead in his tracks and stares at me and says" she squirts milk?" i'm still laughing....lmao

That is amazing....and imagine just running into her in Halifax. I understand she's quite popular with the sailors!!:D

I must jump in for just a moment to say that I had thepleasure of her company in Toronto when I was away form Ottawaq on business....i had seen her ad in E.C. and I was fascinated at the chance to meet a true "squirter"....she sure didn't disappoint;)....i do admit that her boobs are a bit too manmade for me, but her "bedside manner" is exquisite...she kept reminding/reassuring me that I'd have another "kick at the can" and, after a 20-minute chat over a lovely glass of wine (if I remember correctly, she enjoys the sweeter German varieties...), I was in heaven and her passionate responses told me that she was about to errupt again for her 3rd time...I think we came together the 2nd time....absolute satisfaction...mmm...!! quite a late evening, I'll say....a lifelong memory, though, worth the hefty price (it was her 1st Canadian tour, I was her last client of the evening, we extended our time together to almost 2 hours...$$$$$+)...very lovely lady, gifted, responsive, enjoys herself immensely...what more could a guy want?!...

cheers