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Twas almost 2 weeks before Christmas,

when all through the hotel

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, just the lovely Victoria Jolie was

in her stockings,panties and bra that were put on with care,

In hopes that St. Pistol Pete soon would MAKE LOVE TO HER RIGHT there.

The CERBITES were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of sugar-plums BREASTS danced in their heads.

And VICTORIA in her ?kerchief, and I in my cap,

We just settled our brains for a long winter?s snap.

When I arrived in HER room I arose TO such a clatter,

I sprang ONTO HER bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore Off her the clothes and threw up the sash.

The light on the VICTORIA?S breasts WERE of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to 1 object below.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a very CLEAN shaven pussy, and for me to set her gears.

With a little old driver LIKE ME, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be TIME FOR MY PRICK.

More rapid than eagles her coursers they came,

And She whistled, and shouted, and called ME by name!

"Now PETE! now, PETER! now, PETE and NOW PEEEETE!

On, VIC! On, PETE! on VICTORIA and Blitzen was the mixen!

To the top of the BED! to the top of the wall!

Now LETS FUCK away! FUCK away! FUCK away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When WE met with no obstacles, I COULD mount HER to the sky.

So I get up to the bed-top the coursers SHE Blew,

With MY SCROTUM licking and tickling, and St PETE too!

SHE was LICKING AND SUCKING, MY DICK there too:mrgreen:

And I laughed with pure delight when I saw HER, in spite of myself!

A wink of HER eye and a twist of MY head, YAHOO

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread,JUST SO MORE DELICIOUS HEAD!

SHE spoke HARDLY a word, but went straight to HER work,

And filled all MY PLEASURE, WHILE TUGGED, LICKED,SUCKED with a jerk.

And ST PETE laying his fingers aside of HER CLIT,

And giving a nod, OUT OF MY PENIS THERE She BLOWS!:roll:

PETE sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard VICTORIA exclaim, ?PETE, YOU drove ME out of sight,

WITH YOUR COCK DELIGHT:lol:

" SO Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

 

 

 

It was my 1st encounter with Victoria Jolie, it was simply marvelous to say the least!:mrgreen:

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Awesome review.

Yeah , I know, she's one of the best escorts in North America, and has some sort of medal to prove it too... lol, (read it on her site).

I definately want to see her BUT, what is up with her background checks?!

I mean, I have seen quite a few girls, never heard of background checks.

USSUALLY, its some SCAM age verification site for your credit card!!

But i doubt this is the case here...

what does she need, my work info or something, appart from my number and stuff?

like what exactly do I need to get before meeting her? It seems kinda complicated..

I don't wanna have to go to my boss asking for a recommendation form for an escort...jk. (lol)

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FYI the process as you indicate above, it is painless, cell number/handle from a board and some ladies that you had the pleasure with, I would say it worked just fine for myself. Here is her 5 different options from her site..

http://www.victoriajolie.ca/requirementsen.html

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Inspired reviews, mates. Geo, I liked your story of the tense arrival; very familiar, and true.

Pete, I hadn't read your poetic review before. LMAO.

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Awesome review.

Yeah , I know, she's one of the best escorts in North America, and has some sort of medal to prove it too... lol, (read it on her site).

I definately want to see her BUT, what is up with her background checks?!

I mean, I have seen quite a few girls, never heard of background checks.

USSUALLY, its some SCAM age verification site for your credit card!!

But i doubt this is the case here...

what does she need, my work info or something, appart from my number and stuff?

like what exactly do I need to get before meeting her? It seems kinda complicated..

I don't wanna have to go to my boss asking for a recommendation form for an escort...jk. (lol)

 

I understand about the seemingly arduous review process. She just explained that she has to know who you are to protect herself (therefore if you abuse her you are trackable) and also know which phone you will be calling from (such as your cell) so she will answer when you call for the appartment. Quite a few SPs use some sort of verification process such as a CERB handle or the like. I gave her my name and home phone number which is easily verifiable in the phone book. No problem. She is worth it.:)

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Awesome reviews boys...Pete you certainly have a warped, but delightful talent for poetry. Sheer genuis.

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Thanks for the beautiful review..As for process to book as Pete suggest i do have many options of booking to suit you...You may ask privatly other members that have seen me..Discretion is always assured...While it might look intimidating...It is much easier than it look.

Merry Christmas to all!:boobies:

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I willing admit it had been 2 years since coming across her website before I took the initial steps of meeting victoria. of course the best laid plans of mice and men often go astray, this time by capricious hotel maintenance. The 30 mins extra delay was very much worth the wait.

 

Walking in I was stun to find myself face to face with the voluptuous Victoria Jolie dressed in heels, wire mesh bra, panties and garter belt, my favored attire on a lady. How did she know ?

 

Unlike most of my encounters we started with few words before I was pulled onto the bed. After a magical moment we laid together and had our talk. Victoria is very open, unpretentious, and someone who garner trust from you. However, talking to Victoria is a dangerous endeavour, as talking leads to touching and touching to 'dancing'. Later we made use of the jacuzzi to cool down where more talking issued, which lead to .... well ... you get the picture.

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My apologies, I'm very behind on my reviews. I visited Victoria around Christmas time. She is a tall good looking woman, easy to talk to and fun. As things heated up I found her to be a skilled and passionate lover. This is one lady that really knows what she is doing.

 

I remember cuddling with 5min to go thinking I was done. But no she wants to go again. A great ride. Of course YMMV.

 

I recommend you see her, I think she's in Ottawa again soon.

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I got interested in meeting Victoria a while back when I was reading her ads on Cerb, they are very interesting and I was intrigue by her charm and beauty.

 

After an email and proof of who I was we set a date and I meet her at a beautiful hotel. Her ad said that she was over 6' tall in high heels and a redhead, 2 things I enjoy very much. I enter the room and she immediately put me at ease and we talked a bit and kissed and soon found ourselves on the bed.

 

She is gorgeous, and a great kisser, I truly enjoyed seeing her for the first time and will probably see her again when the stars line up.

 

Thanks Victoria for the great morning date.

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I notice that there are no recent recommendations for Victoria Jolie which is puzzling because so many good things have been said about her and she still tours to Ottawa.

 

I've been following Victoria on Twitter for a while and when I saw she was coming to Ottawa for the Easter long weekend I booked a rendezvous with her. She has recent ads on Lyla and backpage. I chose a GFE session but Victoria also offers VIP sessions with a few additional services. You can read more details on her website at http://www.victoriajolie.com.

 

I will leave out the more intimate details of our session except to say the kisses were passionate and frequent and Victoria was responsive and enthusiastic for the entire session. When all was said and done we spent a few intimate moments chatting and cuddling.

 

Victoria is a bit more mature than some of the other touring companions, being in her mid-thirties, but she is in fine shape and her experience gives her the grace and confidence to deliver a first rate girlfriend experience. I highly recommend spending time with her.

 

(For the more daring among you, ask about the private parties Victoria organizes!)

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Victoria is a bit more mature than some of the other touring companions, being in her mid-thirties, but she is in fine shape and her experience gives her the grace and confidence to deliver a first rate girlfriend experience

 

Along with that maturity comes, well, maturity. I have known her for a few years, she is always reliable and professional.

This visit was in a beautiful condo with a nice view of downtown...I live in Winnipeg where it is dead flat, this was a nice change.

I spent an entire evening with her and it was fantastic. She picked a restaurant for us and we also did a bit of shopping. I enjoyed her company a lot.

Our private time together was as good as I could ever ask for.

She inspires a sense of trust I have never seen in any other lady. With her I feel like I can reveal my deepest secrets and never worry about her judging me. She is always encouraging me to try new things, and patiently indulges all my fantasies.

A totally unique woman, without parallel.

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